What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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