You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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