Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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