Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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