dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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