DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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