I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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