I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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