I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He has the fingertips of a God
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