we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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