i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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