There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
id be glad to
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
