I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
