He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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