i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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