All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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