i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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