Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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