Got a toothbrush?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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