She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Drake has all the answers
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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