We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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