Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize