once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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