How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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