She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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