I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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