you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Randomize
