Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
