Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
