you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it was like eating out sand paper
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
third nipple confirmed
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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