i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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