you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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