I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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