What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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