I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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