haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You can make out without kissing
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