Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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