so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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