honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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