just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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