So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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