Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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