Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry tarahbella hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(319): View more from Iowa

Sponge bath it is.

Fav 2 1303 730
share tweet
(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.

Fav 18 1084 3390
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(816): View more from Missouri

I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

Fav 21 6413 1298
share tweet
(216): View more from Ohio

I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.

Fav 7 2259 1122
share tweet
(415): View more from California

The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.

Fav 4 1602 910
share tweet
(402): View more from Nebraska

Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom

Fav 9 758 2701
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(44): View more from United Kingdom

I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud

Fav 8 1167 649
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type

Fav 1 175 102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers

Fav 0 11 26
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT