Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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