just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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