So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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