So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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