It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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