Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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