the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
only you would photoshop your dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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