physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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