You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So squirting runs in the family.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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