Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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